CITARASA RINDUAN: Beraninya!!...

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Beraninya!!...

Situasi jam 12.30 tengahari

Lokasi: Kedai makan Citarasa Rinduan, lokasi tepat di meja chasier.

Pelakon: Peniaga(dalam kawasan chasier) dan 6 pelanggan lelaki kesemuanya (memilih lauk campur)

Dik, air apa?.. sapa wanita itu ramah.

Pelanggan NO 1: Nes O Ais

Pelanggan NO 2: teh O Ais Limau

Pelanggan NO 3: bla...bla

Pelanggan NO 4: kak.. saya nak air... I Love U......

Peniaga : Tergamam tanpa kata, mujur boleh membalas dengan ayat "Nak i Love u?... Tak nampak love disebelah kak ker?.."

Gelak guling2 geng lelaki2 kat situ, siap ada yang kata.. punya besor bodyguard kakak, kau tak nampak?

Inilah jejaka paling gagah perkasa dimata Peniaga wanita tu... Awak jangan risau. Saya bukan perempuan gataiiii, nak layan karenah lelaki yang bukan2.. Awak sihat itu sudah bermakna buat saya..

Gambar raya Aidilfitri family kami. Lihatlah, jejaka perkasa saya paling disayangi,buktinya dia dikelilingi 6 wanita termasuk Ibu saya... kannnn

31 ulasan:

Dr K said...: hahahaha..suruh aja suami ayu debik sekali! hahaha; November 8, 2012 at 2:33 PM [Reply]
Sharifah Nadzarah said...: HEHEE..
AYU BAJU SEDONDON BIRU TU...CANTIK ARRR...; November 8, 2012 at 2:37 PM [Reply]
Kakzakie Purvit said...: Mesti Zalie waktu tu terjegil biji mata...; November 8, 2012 at 2:44 PM [Reply]
wakgelas said...: saperla X sayang laki, tapi ada kann.. kanns, ehhEEe; November 8, 2012 at 2:49 PM [Reply]
Misz-ella said...: hahaha. padan muka dia.; November 8, 2012 at 2:52 PM [Reply]
Zurina Hj.Zainal said...: mmg bagus buat mcm tu...hahaha!; November 8, 2012 at 2:52 PM [Reply]
mama maman aka yana said...: ayu.. sy pun nak air gak.. i love u tooo.. hahaha; November 8, 2012 at 2:52 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: doktor,
en zalie dah lali..

pernah sekali ada planggan y mati2 knl ayu 5 tahun kata.. kami anak beranak

kasihan en zalie.. macam dia pangkat atah u saya jer.. huhuhu; November 8, 2012 at 3:08 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: satu kayu..

sharifah tu idea adik ayu.. ayu tiak uda...; November 8, 2012 at 3:09 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: dia dah tak kisah kak zakie

ayu je y terkejut..

sebutan adik tu.. (eh adik ker, mcm baya ayu lah) saya nak air... a.... a... i love u..

huhuhu... poyo; November 8, 2012 at 3:10 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: wakkk..
hahwhahha.. jangan sayalah orangnya..
tamo masuk neraka; November 8, 2012 at 3:12 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: kan kc..
mujurlah firman ayu walau comel dia jenis tak cepat melatah; November 8, 2012 at 3:13 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: kan.....
mujurlah ayu dapat jawab sepontan..
dusssss mamat tu terus malu; November 8, 2012 at 3:14 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: kalau pompuan ayu tak kisah..

i love u tooo yana; November 8, 2012 at 3:15 PM [Reply]
Ratu Hatiku said...: Hehe...itu tandanya saham tinggi lagi... :D
Suka tgk baju sedondon biru..Banjir x sana Ayu. Insya Allah bln 12 nie nak blk kg ada jodoh blh la jumpa :P; November 8, 2012 at 3:58 PM [Reply]
Lydia Miza said...: hihihi.nk kena sekeh mamat tu; November 8, 2012 at 4:14 PM [Reply]
Umialya said...: ha3.. ada jugak; November 8, 2012 at 4:25 PM [Reply]
Shahriah Abdullah Novelis said...: hambik ko! hahahhaaa cute!; November 8, 2012 at 4:45 PM [Reply]
norhidana said...: baru nk test line dh ada bodygurd lak; November 8, 2012 at 4:48 PM [Reply]
Anonymous said...: he he ingatkan apa tadi; November 8, 2012 at 4:58 PM [Reply]
Anonymous said...: mula2 baca cam suspen je..rupanya camtu ekk citer dia...^^; November 8, 2012 at 8:15 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: sini tak banjir..
yang kena area batu pahat....

wah.. nak jumpa eik dec nanti.. suka2; November 8, 2012 at 11:04 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: dh kn sembur ngan sis dah mamat tu.. huhuhu; November 8, 2012 at 11:04 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: umi alya.

ala2 lawak kan untuk kami y dok serius berniaga.. hahhaha; November 8, 2012 at 11:12 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: kak sha..
funny kannn..; November 8, 2012 at 11:13 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: dana..
saiz xxxl pulak tu...; November 8, 2012 at 11:13 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: KA..
kiranya selamba jer muka dia pandang tepat ke wajah ayu..
jawap..

air...iii.. i love u..

terlopong dan kecut perut sat ayu tadi. huhu; November 8, 2012 at 11:15 PM [Reply]
Unknown said...: js..
hahhaahah

lawak kannnn; November 8, 2012 at 11:15 PM [Reply]
eLL said...: berani betul dia. meh sini i 'lap' u punya muka dengan kain lap meja nih.; November 9, 2012 at 8:19 AM [Reply]
Unknown said...: ell.. hahahhh

lap terus dgn clorox; November 9, 2012 at 9:16 AM [Reply]
TiranaAduka said...: hahahhaha..
sabo sabo sabo....; November 18, 2012 at 1:33 PM [Reply]